Or perhaps said person (herein shall be referred to as THE MARK) needs to accept responsibility for their own actions and poor judgement. THE MARK's loss of gold (hearin which shall be referred to as OUR GOLD) then in turns draws previously mentioned farmers (herein which shall be referred to as People who understand this game is called Knight Fight and *NOT* Knight see who can amass the biggest pot of gold on our character [secondarly Farmers is also accepted]) to attack you and take OUR GOLD back because THE MARK previously gave it to someone else.
Look, we're not even charging you any interest, or late payment fees, or monthly service fees for the mismanagement of OUR GOLD. Mismanagement of OUR GOLD is our only return policy that we make THE MARK abide by. I mean really. Farmers institution really is the safest credit buearu around!
Oh, and THE MARK, thank you for banking with Farmers. We appreciate your business. Before you leave, please remember to take and fill out one of the satisfaction surveys which has been convienetly prepost marked for you.
Thanks
-VP of Marketing, Farmers Credit Buearu