Just wanted to say high to all you lovely ladies. Was wondering how my stats were looking in line with the mighty IxI guild.

I know your big sex panthers can get the better of me but your high stat low level ladies are keeping me in gold so I'm hoping that if my stats aren't up to your standards your ladies will keep paying for me to quickly increase them.

Anyway love you ladies I think its a real sign of modern times to have a completely gay guild mwah mwah mwah tatty bye tatty byexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

PS can I join Id love to cuddle up

I hope this is some failed version of sarcasm that you are attempting, because if gosh forbid, this is you actually attempting to join, I would suggest that your high school offer some sort of human relations class. The reason why I suggest this is that I don't feel that your offer to join has quite the impact you were intending.

Oh I think it has

Jason of Pudsey, wonder if any relation to Brian of the Isles. Just kinda reminds me of him..

lucifer my credit card bill is fine but I am pleased you are thinking of me during this recession. I seem to recall you sending a private message to me in the past on the same subject.

I play the game like anyone else and occasionally buy jewels for those sexy treats on offer. But please don't worry your little head about me, I neither want to join your guild nor make small talk so stay out of my in box and don't carry gold.

I have been thinking of adding IxI after my name though........

I think your right, who else agrees we should execute Lucifer. It's the only sensible thing I've seen him type.

Lamest? I thought that's what you meant!!! I can't even begin to describe how down I am knowing it was a joke. But now I know it is a joke it's the lamest thing I've read even on the internet!!!

You're funny

Your dam right I'm funny, it's the way I tell 'em!

I think we can remove the last comment, it looks like spam anyway

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